canadianslut:

ignorning my posts makes your dick smaller

(via vanilla-bliss)

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

(via i-need-a-happily-ever-after)

vogelbird:

Things I like:

• when people use my name in conversation.
• when people say “this reminded me of you!”
• when people remember little things i say/do.
• when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them.
• when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look.

(via kottamae)